- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

One time I masturbated by myself

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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