Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mom is fat

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learn the ropes?

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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