- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A whale's vagina

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

the WNBA

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Womens rights

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