What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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