Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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say cheese

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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why does column have a letter n?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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