- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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