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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Jersey Shore

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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