- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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