what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Mitt Romney penis

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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