- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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