- Anti Joke

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates