- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Obama

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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