What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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drake

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She said no

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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baby seal walks into a club

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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