- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Black people

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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