What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Jason Connor.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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