Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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