- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

yo mama is fat shes fat

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

you will now laugh.

prepares this to get negged

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Woman's Rights

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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