Do your parents know you're gay?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Bob dole

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Patriarchy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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all these jokes suck ass

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Yeah right loser!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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