what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Your existance.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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toast points

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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