I LIKE TRAINS

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Like this joke, bitch.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Your biggest fan.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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