Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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