Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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The person below me is weird.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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