- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

raisin boogers

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Your mama's so fat.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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