What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Where's my baby??

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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how may i help you

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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