Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

do you want to hear a joke?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Shut the cork up!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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