- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

whats 2+2? 4

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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