- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

A man sat on a chair

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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