- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Rick Santorum 2012

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Potassium? K.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

An English man walks into a pub.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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