JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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shut up iggy

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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