Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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knock knock who's there aids

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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You're welcome!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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