What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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politically correct!

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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