- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

You're Adopted.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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