Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's funnier than 24? 25

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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