- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Homosexuals are gay.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.