wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Fox News.

How did the girl die? 25.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

The Braves win the N.L. east

Women's rights

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Yes?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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