- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

roses are red, violets are blue.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

I just can't stand sitting down!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat...

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