- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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