- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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