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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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