- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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