- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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