how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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knock knock who's there?

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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People Order Our Patties

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Anti Joke

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