Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Womens' Rights

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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