- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Santa isn't real

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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2 women were sitting quietly

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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