- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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