- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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