Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Spell: “This word”

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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