- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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