Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

I hate blackniggers

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Whats the difference between a frog?

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

try slamming a revolving door

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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