- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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