- Anti Joke

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?