Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Justin's hair

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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