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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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meme

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Yeah right loser!

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the WNBA

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