Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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your mom died.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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