What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Lets go Yankees

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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