- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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