Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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