A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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http://richardfigures.com/

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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