what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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