"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Cleveland winning something

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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