one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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