- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

I never asked for this.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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