Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Oh, right

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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