Mike tyson

kieran scott has a huge back

Cleveland winning something

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

You're Adopted.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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