- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

How did th-A fridge.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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