A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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