Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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to get to the other side.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

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