why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

My children are huge mistakes.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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