- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Andy Carrol

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

religion.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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