- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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