women's rights

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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A whale's vagina

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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