you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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