What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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eloise dey.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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