So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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woman's rights

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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kkk

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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