- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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