Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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