- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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