"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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