how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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