Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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meme

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whats 2+2? 4

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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