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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

How did the girl die? 25.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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