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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pooped my pants

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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