Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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