What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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bacon

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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