Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

A guy trips a blind man.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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