Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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women's rights

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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