- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's up brah brah

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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