the WNBA

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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You have cancer

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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shea kisses a girl

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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