The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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...............................................................hi

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Canada AYY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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