- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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