Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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