What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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IU football

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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shauns beautiful

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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wood cant chuck wood

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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