- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

what did the shark do when he died.....

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

I am a nigger.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Wheelchair high jump

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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