I lost my tractor.

Jersey Shore

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Shut the cork up!

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

hi will

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What do you call a black priest? Father

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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