- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Welcome to die!

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

you just contradicted yourself.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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