- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

knock knock Labrinth come in

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

The Barackness Monster

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Your Mom.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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