What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Penis

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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ginger

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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