A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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