- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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