- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Woman rights.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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