What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Dogs in my home.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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